Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize