her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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