There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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