Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Randomize
