Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
In America we eat man semen.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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