Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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