Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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