How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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