I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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