It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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