Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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