I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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