508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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