why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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