He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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