doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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