Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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