Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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