So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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