Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am spending my child support on dildos
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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