She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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