we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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