I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I can't put those talents on a resume
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
