Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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