Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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