were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
