Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
