So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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