Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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