redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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