I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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