Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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