I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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