so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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