Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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