last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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