thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
