Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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