we have officially lost it.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Even my vagina gasped.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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