OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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