so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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