I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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