Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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