they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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