whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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