I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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