The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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