Plan B is the new Plan A
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
