Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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