How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How's work?
Spinning.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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