her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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