let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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