so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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