TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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