We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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