there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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