he shaved USA in his pubs
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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